Boating Through Divorce Decisions

It seems some breakups come with creative priorities. While she walked away with the house keys, this boat owner made sure they weren’t left high and dry. Naming your boat after the property settlement? That’s some next-level humor—or perhaps a coping mechanism to keep spirits afloat.

This boat has become a floating statement piece, equal parts sassy and reflective. It’s the kind of thing you can’t ignore at the dock, sparking speculation and chuckles. Hopefully, the owner enjoys their newfound freedom on the water because no HOA meetings or lawn care is a solid win. Sometimes, life calls for fresh starts—and clever boat names.